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• I use this site as a dumping ground for all the stupid things I want to say in public but don’t wish to be associated with. MLIA

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• There’s so many dicks inside me I don’t even think I have a brim to fill anymore. FML

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• There has got to be a way to fit more dicks inside me. FML

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• I woke up this morning to an awesome blowjob… It was your sister… FYL

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• Butt sex can and will get you out of a shitty relationship.. haha shitty relationship.. FML

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• I AM Albany. FML

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• The only girl I went home with the beginning of the semester ends up having class and sitting with/becoming friends with the girl I just started getting serious with. They talked about me in class. Seriously? FML

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• Skanks can get pregnant? FML

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  • skunk tit 7:04 pm on April 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    the downfall of most men

• When asked if the glass is half full or half empty I reply FILLED TO THE BRIM. MLIA

  March 7, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • dur 5:12 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    thats not even one of the choices

    • yay dicks 9:05 pm on March 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      well full and filled are both the same concept of a positive opposed to the negatives empty/unfilled, so basically you’re a piece of shit; filled to the brim with shit.

• I actually found a message in a bottle once. It said ‘Get a job, stop sitting at the beach all day’. FML

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• I went to a job interview and got filled to the brim. MLIA

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• I was talking to this really hot girl at the bar so I invited her home and she accepted. We started fooling around and I went to go down on her and her boner hit me in the face. FML

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• I go to school at SUNY Albany where 75% of the graduates end up living in the same apartment and work the same job they had in college. 40,000$ spent well. FML

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• I hear about Greek life being wild on so many other campuses. Greek life exists in Albany, but non-Greek partying trumps it. 40 oz > Vodka Slide. MLIA

  March 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • . 7:49 pm on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FUCK YOU

• There’s two people having sex in my living room. One of them is my soon to be ex-gf. FML

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