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• I stay in bed 80% of break because I’m only getting out of bed to remember nobody is here and that it’s freaking freezing out. FML

  January 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just saw my mom with a red cup and got excited. This break is not good for me. FML

  January 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• VICTORY BONG!!! MLIA

  April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just did the walk of shame in front of a tour group. FML.

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Xbox Live is my winter break activity…some times I get drunk and pretend i’m out meeting new people. I woke up the next morning in my boxers and in a private chat. FML

  January 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I woke up to go to class to find a couple sleeping on an air mattress in my Empire (c2) living room. I came home from work that night to my roommates asking ME who my “friends” were who slept over. I didn’t know them. Neither did any of my roommates….FML

  January 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got A’s in the 3 classes i never went to and nearly failed the one i put all of my effort into. FML

  January 2, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:36 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    whats classes????

  • :) 12:36 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    whats classes???

    • fMYlife 8:30 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      aced psych, oceans and soc yet got a c- in accounting

• I was walking around with a 40 on Hamilton and somebody asked me how old I was. I turned around and asked “How the fuck old are you?” It was a cop and I got a ticket. FML

  January 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • srodi ;) 3:10 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    who the hell would ever do something like that? jeeez lousie kids these days

• I stayed up all night studying with about 10 othrs studying for the BACC211 final. At least four of us fell asleep during it. FML

  January 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Yesterday, I graduated. FML.

  May 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I spent the last few hours of 2009 watching the Jersey Shore. I need to get back to Albany and get a life, FAST. FML!

  January 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:23 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha

• Driving to class on the first day of school a car cut me off on the road. For the first time ever in my life I flipped the other driver off. I get to my first class and the other driver was my new professor. FML.

  January 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I did the early morning walk to shame still wearing my teeny tiny halloween costume complete with hooker boots from the night b4…to the wrong quad. FML.

  January 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m so out of shape I had to stop having sex to catch a breather. It’s ok, he’s out of shape too, so we stopped and hit the bong some more. MLIA

  April 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got into a huge fight with the guy I was “with” so I went out and just got shitfaced. I woke up the next morning in a random guys bed, and when I snuck out, I realized I was next door to “my guys” house. FML ;x

  January 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • skunk tit 5:37 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    typical albany skank