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  • Im taking summer classes.. and not even in Albany..FML

    July 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • just had orientation at albany .. dorms were SOOO HOT.. FML.. but im going to albany! FTW!

    July 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome. MLIA

    June 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I’ve realize I should stop smoking so much. FML

    May 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I couldn’t submit for a few weeks and it broke my heart. I can now; all is well. MLIA

    May 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I AM REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN. mlia

    May 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Yesterday, I graduated. FML.

    May 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • was peeing in the girls bathroom upstairs in the library and heard the girl in the stall nextto me puking. ohhh finals week.. mlia

    May 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • i was gonna study for my finals tonight.. but theres a party at bogies.. so uh… ya.. MLIA

    May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I didn’t want to waste water washing a small load of clothes so I asked one of my roommates if they wanted to throw in some stuff in with mine. I have pink clothes now. FML

    April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I spent 10 minutes trying to think of something to submit and was upset that I couldn’t. Then I realized that is pathetic enough by itself. FML

    April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • VICTORY BONG!!! MLIA

    April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I went grocery shopping today and filled my cart to the brim. MLIA

    April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I’m so out of shape I had to stop having sex to catch a breather. It’s ok, he’s out of shape too, so we stopped and hit the bong some more. MLIA

    April 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • There’s dicks all around me. MLIA

    April 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -4

     
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